facebark

for those talkin' loud, and saying nothing

John is facebarking all the time, He's talking out loud but saying nothing.

by Glomevace May 12, 2015

Faceblicity

using Facebook for publicity, either for business or personal purposes (self-promotion).

Boss: Can you help us with our Faceblicity? Do you have any experience with this marketing channel?
Employee: Yes sure. I became a Faceblicity expert after the birth of my first child.

by carorobocop January 4, 2016

FACEBITCH

FACEBITCH; One who actively participates in bitching on multiple Facebook threads, and posts daily.

"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "

by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016

Facebate

When you are on Facebook and have to masturbate to a hot photo, you accidently click on the like button.

I was looking through Facebook photos last night, and sorry bro but I accidently facebate liked your Mom's bikini photo.

by bcgid July 17, 2016

Facebapathy

noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.

I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.

by ichyban September 11, 2016

Facebomb

Stealing your friend's phone or laptop and posting something embarrassing on their Facebook page, making it seem like it came from them.

"I just picked up Danny's phone , opened his Facebook and wrote this: "what I'm most thankful for is Barbra Streisand." Epic Facebomb. The comments will be hilarious.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook November 30, 2016

Facebanged

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!

Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!

by Hammitch January 8, 2017