Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

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Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.

Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.

by Rush, a.k.a. Rabbit August 7, 2008

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Florida-Georgia Line

When your gut has been hanging over your pubic region so long there is a crease.

That man has a well-developed Florida-Georgia line. I hope he keeps it clean.

by kellyscott September 23, 2014

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Florida girl

a native Floridian girl who knows what it is to live in a swamp. Knows what black water is, how to swim around gators learned to swim before she could walk, and knows their is more to her beautiful Florida than that damn mouse

Ex. Hey wanna go down to the river? We can party like real a florida girl

by gatorbabe October 17, 2013

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Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

by dime bag darell May 28, 2006

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