evagulation

To excrete moist, vaginal material

The evagulation of Alicia exploded over the ceiling!

by PeachesNcream October 26, 2013

Ejacubration

The act of jerking off into a colander so the semen sprays a congratulatory confetti like mist on to your partner.

Jim was so happy for me he gave me an Ejacubration!

by JayBee9 October 24, 2019

Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.

Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!

by JK_Money December 13, 2020

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Premature EleJaculation

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.

Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!

by King Of The Underworld June 10, 2011

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011