by Crippled wank June 10, 2019
Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
by Mr.SexYourself March 19, 2021
The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by maximus big cock March 05, 2014