Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018

eatmergency

An emergency situation where one is so hungry and has to eat

The boys ran out of food in the woods and suffered an eatmergency

by EvanKnish April 14, 2021

Emergentz

THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!

Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-

by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

emergence

When small, seemingly insignificant things come together to form something truly beautiful.

"She's gorgeous," Nicholas said.
"She's the definition of emergence," John replied.

by Spazzy Manda Crapsack December 30, 2008

Emergenshit

It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.

I had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergenshit.

by Syrhius September 18, 2011

Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.

Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.

by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006