Coitus ditch

A big fucking hole.

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.

by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022

break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

Dot-dot-ditch

When someone begins replying to a message (causing the bubble with dots to appear), and then stops completely, leaving you expecting a response that will never come. Comes from the phrase “ding-dong-ditch”

I asked Jared if he wanted to hang out, but he dot-dot-ditched me, so apparently he’s not interested.

by TellyP November 23, 2018

bait and ditch

Inviting someone to a party but then not going yourself

Is John coming?

Nah, he invited us but I think he's found a party in SF that's more interesting.
Classic bait and ditch!

by Joesmoe27 February 3, 2019

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 6, 2019