crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

crambles

The pieces of crap you take in the shower that can't fit down the drain, thus needing cramming with the toes to fit down the drain.

"Man, I had the mad $hitz yesterday, but a few crambles had to get jammed down the drain with my toes!"

by frankvsmaximvs May 3, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

chumble

(n) One who is chumbly.

Yeah, he IS a bit of a chumble, but I still like him.

by Maria Corrales November 10, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

cumble

Several things, people or items packed in close together.

It's so crowded in here; everyone's in a cumble.

by HB21 February 13, 2007