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corona packet

packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)
"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."
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Corona holidays 

The time of world quarantine because of corona virus when school shut down
- Yo I had soo much homework to do during corona holidays.
- I know, I don’t like it either.
Corona holidays by M4rth1n March 20, 2020

corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
corona crunked by edstar77 March 20, 2020

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.
Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.
Corona babies by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

Corona Clap 

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
Corona Clap by Salty 40 March 23, 2020

Corona Tax 

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.
I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.
Corona Tax by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Corona Footprint 

The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus
Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!
Corona Footprint by scoyle March 26, 2020