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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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chump

breckin you chump go pick some bartis fora mull
by paberni May 10, 2021
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Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
by Sigabiz December 26, 2014
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rump chump

the dumb faggots house might as well be incorporated as Rump Chumps R Us.
by King Krap September 23, 2023
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Zuccr Chump

you litteraly is only used for sucking cock
coolguy: U R A Zuccr Chump.

The All Mighty Zucc: OOF
by CCG77 October 11, 2018
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Chump

Anybody who is named Patrick Herz.
Larry: “What’s your buddy’s name?”

Adrian: “Patrick Herz.”
Larry: “Oh, so he’s a huge chump.”
by LarryAndAdrianHerz October 30, 2019
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