Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

Squints Charming by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

my charming moon 

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

my charming moon by 6m6m January 4, 2023

Carmin 

The most beautiful girl ever thats super weird always needs attention, has the most gorgeous heart that you will ever come in contact with, gives everyone the benefit of the doubt. She light up a room with just being there and she just makes everyone better. She is freaking dope and deserves nothing but respect and love and honesty. ohh and she got a pretty cute butt. you are so blessed if you got a Carmin

dammmmm your girl is Carmin damm you lucky

Carmin by they have been bussssyyy December 12, 2019

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Charma 

When an individual has enough charm to override the rules of karma.

-Steves such a dick one day karmas going to get him

-No man he's too charming, he can worm his way out of any situation. He's got charma.

Charma by swalton May 9, 2013

tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks

She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"

tall carmelite by cisco djidd July 11, 2009

Carman

An amazing girl that will never let you down, she’s beautiful, smart, funny, caring and an overall wonderful person, if you’re lucky enough to be her friend then you’ve already won at life, never take her friendship or love for granted Becca people like carman come once in a life time

Carman

Carman by Nicole L June 13, 2018