Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Catfish

A ugly girl who looks good in pictures, but ugly in person.

That girl is catfish, she looks cute in pictures but when I saw her she looked ugly

by just_factz_702 January 28, 2019

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

Dying Catfish

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs

Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob

by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017

Catfish

Someone who looks like an angel through social media, and a homeless lady in person.

I took a girl who I met on Instagram and she was totally catfish.

by Cantaloupe3x September 21, 2022

Catfish

Cassidy

Cassidy is a Catfish

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020