Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

Cannon sess

When a group of young educated men get together and throw in enormous lippers.

Hey Dick would you like to cannon sess with Lance and I.

by punit January 17, 2008

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

by derfferguson April 18, 2020

loose cannon

A term of jealous criticism applied to individuals of rare flexibility and creativity, by mobs of petty-minded group-thinking procedure slaves.

They called me a loose cannon until one of my crazy ideas saved them half a million bucks. After that I insisted on being called a 360 degree swivel-mounted artillery unit.

by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007

Love Cannon

Another name for a large penis.

"Dude, he just shot his love cannon into that girl's vagina."

by Victimofthelovecannon October 10, 2011

mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005