calistetacopia

a fictitious temperature that is -100 degrees to a normal Fahrenheit temperature.

Ex. "Out here it is snowing, -260° Calistetacopia."

by Asho Jr. May 31, 2018

calestro

When someone has ligma and plotwist,it's a close person to you.

Aren't you a beauty?
i have ligma.
Feck!!You are Calestro

by YugiOklefths August 7, 2018

Calsteve

Calsteves are usually blonde. They make lots of money and aren't very good boyfriends but are great husbands. Words associated with Calsteves are; moody,hot,smart, compassionate(when it counts).
Calsteves are also very fashionable.
Words that are NOT associated with Calsteves are; modest, humble, boring.

Hot brunette to Calsteve in a relationship - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes. I'm Calsteve.
...
Hot brunette to married Calsteve - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes, I'm a Calsteve.

by thedumpsterdivingbassplayer February 5, 2019

Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.

“Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”

by CHOUSER October 22, 2019

Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

callusthenics

Exercises dat result in thickened rough patches of skin.

Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Calos

Calos is something shitty or bad.

Wow you are so calos.
This soup is caloasa

by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020