callusthenics 

Exercises dat result in thickened rough patches of skin.

Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.

callusthenics by QuacksO February 11, 2020

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

hipster calisthenics by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Calisthenics 

Strength training based in body control.

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."

Calisthenics by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022

Calisthenics 

Fitness with body weight is one of my favorite workouts that I love and will never leave.

something good we can all do in our daily lives are exercises with body weight otherwise (calisthenics) helps increase strength endurance muscle mass and flexibility and we can all do as long as we have positive thinking and appetite for what we are going to do. 😜🔥💪

Calisthenics by KURIAKOS WORKOUT November 21, 2021

Calisthenics 

An Australian, team-based competitive performing art, featuring elements of rhythmic gymnastics, musical and dramatic theatricality, costume, dance, musical interpretation, and more.
The word itself comes from the Greek words for 'beauty' and 'strength'.

At the most elite level, Calisthenics competitors are required to have a high level of flexibility, strength, balance and control, precision, technique, and execution.

Not as well-known as it deserves to be. Also, the hardest sport to explain to a person who hasn't heard of it.

"I do Calisthenics."
"What's that?"
"Oh God, here we go again..."

Calisthenics is the best!

Calisthenics by TazarYoot January 28, 2014

Calisthenics 

The art which uses the body in order to maneuver effectively in an environment

-Look how easily he Climbes that bar

-yeah , he has been practicing calisthenics

Calisthenics by StealthyBetta July 11, 2019

calisthenics 

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
-or-
On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

calisthenics by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005