Definitions by thedumpsterdivingbassplayer
Calsteve
Calsteves are usually blonde. They make lots of money and aren't very good boyfriends but are great husbands. Words associated with Calsteves are; moody,hot,smart, compassionate(when it counts).
Calsteves are also very fashionable.
Words that are NOT associated with Calsteves are; modest, humble, boring.
Calsteves are also very fashionable.
Words that are NOT associated with Calsteves are; modest, humble, boring.
Hot brunette to Calsteve in a relationship - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes. I'm Calsteve.
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Hot brunette to married Calsteve - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes, I'm a Calsteve.
Calsteve - Yes. I'm Calsteve.
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Hot brunette to married Calsteve - Are you single?
Calsteve - Yes, I'm a Calsteve.
Calsteve by thedumpsterdivingbassplayer February 5, 2019