Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 14, 2020