connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

by carmelatrix February 7, 2007

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!

Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!

by me November 5, 2003

connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

Connaire

A strong, smart, confident and attractive boy he usually only has girlfriends who are fit and he is normally good at sports and fitness topics.

He's so lucky must be a Connaire

by CAtCJ September 12, 2016

TTS Connectors

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.

Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.

by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007

Supernatural Connection

A psychic link is a connection between two people that transcends physical limitations. It’s a mingling of personal energy that enables individuals to communicate feelings, desires, moods, life events, health, thoughts and needs without any verbal communication or physical proximity – defying both logic and reason.Psychic links among people often form when strong emotions are present. Emotions are powerful patterns of thought that direct personal energy objectively, forming attachments. These attachments can pave the way for psychic channels to open, enabling extra-sensory perception

Supernatural Connection What this means is that your feelings for someone can cause you to become extra-sensitive to that person on all levels, seen and unseen. The more invested you are in someone’s well-being, the more likely you are to form a psychic link with them – especially if you think or worry about them regularly. You can see this in the example I have with my mother. Even though I have 3 siblings, the link my mom has with me is stronger than with my siblings because I was often sick as a child, unlike them. This caused her awareness to train itself to continually check into my field and make sure I was okay, forming a strong link that remains.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

James B. Conant Highschool

A very “diverse” school. There’s a group of Mexican sophomores and a lot of white vsco girls who think there not vsco girls.Drugs and sex happen a lot and no one talks about it. Either your low key or proud you vape.And most our water fountains are warm. Every female is a Thot.

“Ohhhh yeah I fucked that one bitch from James B. Conant Highschool”

by Crackedoutb September 29, 2019