Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007

anti-blitz

DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.

like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT

by Matt AND MAX April 16, 2005

Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.

Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.

by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006

blitz

When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob

Phil : spews gas out of his assshole

Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!

Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game

by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017

Blitzing

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.

"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"

by Phoenix March 11, 2003

Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.

"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."

by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009

sana mana ounce scounce blitz

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time

YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008