beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

bæstet

"Bæstet" is the danish word for "The beast". "Bæstet" particulary enjoys eating dürums, and will do so with a firm double-handed grip, and bites into them with strength beyond this world.
If you should run into "Bæstet" During this procedure, you should be very cautious, and never ever ask to smell hos dürum or eventual beverages , as he will be very aggressive.

Guy 1: Look it's Bæstet!
Guy 2: Be careful he is Having a dürum!
Guy 1: Oh shit lets get out og here !

by Wagwanbrudda November 13, 2019

Basten

The man with the biggest dick and has the biggest muscles. He’s also very smart and is very tall.

Sarah: OMG he’s sooo hot
Emily: I know right he’s such a basten

by Damndanieliwqntyoumg!!!2626 November 24, 2021

Bente David

dagi

Bente David dagi

by kukiharcos January 20, 2022

lady baster

Slang for penis.

He glazed her with his lady baster.

by Doubleplus May 17, 2010

Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.

During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.

by The Irv November 30, 2010

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011