Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.

Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.

by bussieee March 30, 2022

Aspen

Cohen fucker

“Aspen is a Cohen fucker”

by Mydingdong March 7, 2022

aspen

the kindest person you will ever meet, makes your day so much better

‘I love aspen!’
‘same!!’

by 4spennn May 9, 2022

Aspen_vr

Aspen_vr is a very good gorilla tag player

Oh no its Aspen_vr we better leave

by Aspen_vr May 9, 2022

aspen71

awesome guy very big balled

me: hi im aspen71
everyone: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by aspen71 June 10, 2022

aspen

a very kool person:)

aspen is kool

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022