The Anti Table Segregation Act

In the last week of June, you will have to sit at a different table and interact with the other kids

Friend 1: Bruh, The Anti Table Segregation Act is coming out
Friend 2: I know, I'm not excited

by Lism_ December 5, 2019

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021

The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell

Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here

by Pissandshitandfartandcum December 30, 2020

Exam Insurance Act 1945

A guarantee that you can sue any other person who distracts you from getting your exam target grade.

Jason was messing around all that term, i'm going to use the Exam Insurance Act 1945 to get back at him

by babylonlang June 6, 2010

afro-diva-act

Afro-diva-act: (n) an emotionally and in some cases sexually stimulating performer of African descent. A person who embodies this word is very skilled in their craft and can use such talent to arouse the human spirit into any feeling, thereby using the definition as an adjective, creating a performance that is an "afro-diva-act." Such an event leaves all who attend in complete awe and amazement due to the magnitude of an afro-diva-act's stage presence. This word does not limit sexual orientation.

e.g. Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Celia Cruz, Lillias White, Whitney Houston, Audra McDonald, Tina Turner, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia, Beyonce, Tituss Burgess

This saying originated from getting tongue tied off of the word "aphrodisiac".

1) "Did you see Patti LaBelle in Fela! on Broadway? She killed "Rain" from start to finish!-- her voice left us speechless and crying! Now that's an afro-diva-act, honey.

2) "Beyonce's whole I Am Tour was phenomenal. The lights? the dancing? The voice?! She is an afro-diva-act to the max."

by Number1Bish December 30, 2010

there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

by de-pube September 20, 2022

do Dutch, Dutch act

to commit suicide, to bump one's self off

Of all the joints in this city, she had to come into this hell hole to do Dutch. Poor kid, I wonder what was troubling her.

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

sad-act

Noun - an insult. "You are such a sad act."

Especially useful after they use a lame comeback or do an action of unspeakably sad proportions.

1. I just sent you a pokemon on facebook! See what it is! Send me one back! - This person is a sad-act

2. This email was sent by a sad-act and contains the ghost of Joe Bloggs, send it on to 100 people or he will sneak into your house at 3:15 this morning and rape your hamster!

3. Yeah?! Yeah?! Well.....I did your Mum! - You're such a sad-act...

by hidden-agenda January 6, 2010