sex barbecue

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)

hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

by Blake the BBQ sex god December 2, 2013

Sex Goblin

Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.

Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.

by BradTheImpaler March 25, 2016

Sex offender

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

Sex offender suffle on YouTube

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

sex tape

reason why so many people are becoming famous without having any ounce of talent

hey if you want to become famous, just make a sex tape with a celebrity.

by pocketdotslotz February 22, 2010

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006

the joy of sex

An informative book published in 1973. It was intended to help couples spice things up in the bedroom It featured illustrations of hairy, gross, 70's-style people going at it like monkeys. Some featured moves: the buttered bun, clothed intercourse, Chinese style, the big top, the tongue bath, anal intercourse, etc.

God forbid you mix up THE JOY OF SEX and THE JOY OF COOKING: "Who wants hair pie?!"

by vavie January 3, 2004