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sex wounds 

Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.
Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?

Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.

Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
sex wounds by Greg Cole April 23, 2005
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sex teacher

A teacher that has sex with their students.
When class finished Mr.Fulton asked Jess to stay back. After all the students had left he locked the door and sat down on his desk. "I wanted to talk to you about your homework" He said, "it hasn't been up to standards lately." Jess walked over to him and kneeled down and said in a sexy voice "I'm really sorry Sir maybe I can make it up to you." She unzipped his pants and started to give him a blow job. He started moaning and then all of a sudden he ripped of her shirt and unclipped her lacy black bra. She slid off her tiny skirt and as he was massaging her tits she said there double d's and then he entered her. She started moaning with joy. "Faster, Faster,Deeper, I know you can go deeper please go harder. Ohhhhh, Mmmmmm, Fuck me please please don't stop." They continued this tradition for the rest of the school year.

Thats a Sex Teacher.
sex teacher by sex_teacher July 5, 2014

sex-you-up

What a dominant sex partner says to the other right before they have sex. Kind of like beating someone up, except this is sexing someone up.
I'm gonna sex-you-up!

Man, that demon from Prince of Persia has four penises! If you don't run away from him, he'll sex-you-up.
sex-you-up by Malex January 11, 2005

sex and the city

a show about 3 hookers and their mom
did u watch sex and the city last night

no i dnt watch porn with a plot
sex and the city by symple jack March 14, 2009

sex cycle 

When you reach all the different bases with a different partner in one night. ie. you make out with someone, you get fingered or a hand-job from someone else, oral sex with yet another partner and finish the night going all the way!
Hey man, so I went to Bennigan's last night and totally pulled off the "sex cycle"...
Dude...Teach me!
sex cycle by Overloaded April 27, 2009
"Don't go raw deal, don a sex nappy"
Sex nappy by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009