fuck eye 

1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.

2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.

1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.

2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.

Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.

Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.

fuck eye by technohermit February 19, 2008

Iraqi Eye Goggles 

To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.

I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.

Iraqi Eye Goggles by Ardnew October 26, 2008

orgasm for the eyes 

Something that looks so epic that it seems like your eyes have just orgasmed

Bob: So Alex did you watch the Superbowl last night?
Alex: Of course! Man that touchdown by Holmes was such a orgasm for the eyes I thought I was going to cream myself.

orgasm for the eyes by Alex Sheldon February 1, 2009

Homo-Blue Eyes 

insanely bright eyes...also "serial killer eyes" if you have a relationship with a person who has this physical attribute it is often startling when you gaze over at them in the morning.....

My ex boyfriend, Steven had homo-blue eyes and I would jump fifty feet when he'd stare at me.

Homo-Blue Eyes by Amanda July 2, 2004

Eye Socket Rape

Eye Socket Rape, is, sadly, an actual theme in some Japanese Hentai Doujinshi (porn fan comics, like, a Sailor Moon porn fan comic)) and hentai manga (porn comics). The only place I've ever seen it is in a popular sex comic published by ErosComix(.com), the name of which I'm not quite sure of, though the series features a futanari (dick-girl, aka, woman with a penis) named "Jun".

Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.

It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.

In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.

Eye Socket Rape by Dizzy January 21, 2005

Eyy 

a greeting usually associated with chongas.

Eyy gurrl! Eyy look at dat puta tryn to mack on javi!

Eyy by Deezy Escalator February 23, 2010

raccoon eyes 

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.

The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes

raccoon eyes by OV08 March 10, 2010