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To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
by Ardnew October 26, 2008
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