Kitty Cat

The sweetest, cutest, funniest, most adorable being you will ever see in your entire life and beyond. Has the legendary ability to mind control you to pet them using only their faces and eyes, will occasionally do something super addictively cute like trying to grab your limbs and hands or chasing your feet just to keep you interested in petting them.

They have won. The kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.

Yo Jay, look at my kitty cat!

Oml Jeff. He is literally the best ever. Let me pet him.

After my turn, Jay!

No! Let ME let him!!!!

GET AWAAAAY.

by Dragonkin56 June 21, 2018

Nyan Cat

-A youtube viral sensation that frolics through space with a poptart and nyans all the way.

-The cutest little effer to ever spew rainbows from its ass.

Boy:What the hell is that song?

Girl:Its nyan cat!!

Boy:Its really dumb.

*2 hours later*

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

Person 1:I'm making nyan cat my ringtone!

Person 2:Really? I did that too! Plus made it my desktop back drop, got the sheet music, a t-shirt, and play it on repeat for days at a time!

Person1: ... nyan?

by XxpopsiclexX May 14, 2011

let the cat out of the bag

(v.) To accidentaly expose secret information one was privy to, forfeiting the entire "game".

Who let the cat out of the bag to that bitch I was using her for business connections?

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016

slob on my cat

to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat

by DulCe SeDucCion February 16, 2005

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010