Thug life CJ

Cody junior aka C TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN J, thug life Cj, Cj raisin, Cj lemon, christopher Joseph. He loves his gta and Pepsi.

guy 1: yooo I found a Pepsi.

Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?

Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.

Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

Thug life CJ by Big_wong21 February 3, 2021

ur life got robbed 

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

ur life got robbed by B1G_GUY March 12, 2021

Half life 2 

A game so revolutionary they forgot to make a sequel

Person 1:hey wait ever happened to half life 3
Person 2:idk man I think they forgot
Person:but half life 2 was so good
Person 2:yes,yes it was

Half life 2 by A talking bucket June 6, 2021

larmy life 

The experience of using paid time off, usually pertains to situations in which one injures them self on the job.

I can’t drink if I want to, I’m living the larmy life for 2 weeks.

larmy life by Jimbo33000 September 20, 2021

The Life Of A Penis 

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

The Life Of A Penis by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

Gacha Life 

All of it summarized into one: Cringe. A LOT of cringe.

Bob: Gacha life sucks do you agree Jason?
Jason: Yes i do.
Cringe AF Girl: FUCK YOU!!!! GACHA LIFE IS LIFE BOZO!!!
Bob: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)
Jason: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)

Gacha Life by knickknacktoys October 23, 2022

Quarter-life reawakening 

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening

Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening

Quarter-life reawakening by Poet678 October 17, 2023