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Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit 

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.
Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

Full Fucking Stop 

An emphatic, incredulous rejoinder to a statement, which indicates one's utter rejection of that statement as being so far beyond ridiculous and/or stupid that no further discussion of it is merited, warranted or tolerable.

Used in full when spoken, or as the acronym 'FFS' in texting/chat environments.
Tweener: There's never been a singer like Justin before...like, never, ever, EVER!
Non-Tweener: Woah, FULL FUCKING STOP!!

Justin Bieber is your idol?? FFS!!

Like, OMFG...you hate the Bieber?? FFS!!

Dude, you really plan to use Justin Bieber in your Urban Dictionary Definition example?? FFS!!

stupid fucking pussy 

someone who is stupid and is afraid of asking someone out
Jon Hoffman is a stupid fucking pussy for not asking out Joanna

titty fucking 

rapidly moving your huge penis between 2 D cup boobs.
After school Miranda needed a good titty fucking.
titty fucking by coast guard September 21, 2005

Text-Fucking 

The act of texting a buddy or exgirlfriend while you are fucking someone els.
I was totally text-fucking when I sent you that text last night.
Text-Fucking by immature922 May 15, 2009

are you fucking my dog? 

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"
Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"