Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! 

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!

Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!

Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! by JCMore4U February 24, 2019

harry potter and the dead horse

The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)

Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...

harry potter and the dead horse by RoseThourne August 13, 2007

fuck me dead red 

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

fuck me dead red by ass butt August 27, 2003

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.

Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

dawn of the dead 

March 14th 2004.

The Undertaker's return to the darkside.

Rest in peace.

dawn of the dead by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

Grateful Dead

When a man dies in the a 69 position, on top of his partner, and defecates on said partner's face.

I'm sad Bob's gone, but at least his final act was to give me a Grateful Dead.

Grateful Dead by Steven Kingsly July 3, 2012

The Walking Dead 

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

The Walking Dead by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016