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What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.
Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.
TITS by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008
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Pizza tits 

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
Pizza tits by URM November 22, 2006

Titties on glass. 

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.
Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

BOLT-ON TITS 

"she had a wonderful set on bolt-on tits"

Big Tits 

A usually sylicone stuffed subtance that most males seem to enjoy sucking on until it turns a deep purple.
Sluuuuurrrrp!
Big Tits by Movieman November 5, 2003

Titty Twister Tuesday 

Another fine game played in restaurants, in a similar manner as slap ball Sunday, only in this case on a Tuesday. The object of the game is simple, dole out as many titty twisters as possible. Until a girl initiates a titty twister it is taboo to give one to a girl. Generally there is a "hands only" rule so objects like tongs and forks cannot be used. Managers can be included into the game as well either by their consent or their administration of a titty twister. Anyone who can pull off the "double twist" (two at the same time, but not necessarily the same person) is considered immortal.
After repeatedly trying to whip my ass with a towel all week, I couldn't wait to wreak havoc on Bill's nipples on Titty Twister Tuesday.