URM's definitions

Dumbshit

A guy.

Guy's are dumbshit's.

This guy is a dumbshit.

by Urm May 18, 2013

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Beekman

To give your ex-wife a Blow Job while she wears a strap on, then take her out to dinner.

Ron went over to Michelle's house and gave her a mind blowing Beekman on her new strap on, then took her to McDonalds.

by URM November 21, 2006