Horrible Life Decisions 

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

Horrible Life Decisions by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Primed Life 

When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.

"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."

"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."

Primed Life by sukram23 May 10, 2010

Quarter-Life Crisis 

Similar to the mid-life crisis, but happens around the early twenties. This particularly affects college students who just got a whole heaping helping of reality thrust upon them. Signs of a quarter life crisis may include: Constant tears, staring into an abyss of emptiness trying to figure out your life, incessant muttering, an unwilling impulse to curl up in the fetal position, and that crazy pot head in high school just became a parent and you can't stop thinking you will be next.

1. --What's the matter with Shannon?

--Her parents are making her pay for college.

--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.

2. --Where's Jeremy?

--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.

--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?

--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.

--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.

Quarter-Life Crisis by Coffee Addict September 6, 2013

Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

Pasta Life by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Meth Life 

Instead of sun and fun on the beach or anything resembling a normal life you do meth steal things to buy more meth and visit jail more than your parents.

We thought he was going places till he was caught stealing copper wire from the church. Now it's jail and Meth Life for him.

Meth Life by russBguss November 30, 2014

Rage Life 

v.) To live life to the fullest. Raging life could be floating through powder, blazing a downhill trail or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, any experience that activates the soul and brings you to the present moment.

Him: What'd you do last weekend?
Her: We had an epic weekend of shredding dirt and raging life in Moab!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.

Rage Life by livinlavidapura December 8, 2015

pepper life

The pepper life is a sophisticated life where you either are friends with someone or despise them. You make things bitter or delicious. The pepper life brings you joy since you remember all the joyful people in life. This is.... The pepper life

Jonathan: hey, I heard you live that salt life though

Jennifer: well I heard that you live that pepper life

Jonathan: whelp, life is complicated, with many twists and turns. All you can do is live in the moment and enjoy things while they last. The people, events, occasions we all experience form who we are. Everyday is an adventure, I am glad I can spend it with my closest friends since I live that pepper life.

pepper life by Steltzer1234 January 8, 2016