gays for Jesus

people who haven't read the Bible

We're gays for Jesus
What about Sodom and Gamorrah
What's that

gays for Jesus by Bob Savage December 14, 2008

the jesus

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

the jesus by arjaywheeler December 8, 2007

come to jesus 

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

come to jesus by Alexandra July 29, 2004

balls of jesus 

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

balls of jesus by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006

Black Jesus 

A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.

Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo

Black Jesus by xdubz March 1, 2011

black jesus 

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

black jesus by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

global jesus 

A god created by Jared Hodgkins.

"Hey look man, it's Global Jesus!"

global jesus by Jeff Frost January 22, 2004