S.A.N.J.S.

Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."

S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.

I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.

S.A.N.J.S. by Corner Shot January 8, 2013

mary j. blige 

A highly successful Singer from Yonkers New York who, along with super producer Sean "Puffy" Combs, originated the style of music known as Hip Hop Soul. She came to fame in the 90's and is often compared to great soul singers such as Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan due to her raw emotive style of singing.

Also known as the Queen of Hip Hop Soul.

When I'm having a rough day, I'll put on some Mary J. Blige and that makes it better. That and a drink.

mary j. blige by Garland January 9, 2008

Tolkien, J.R.R. 

British professor, writer and linguist who devoted half of his life to the creation and intricate development of the most beloved fantasy world of all time: Middle-Earth. Considered a genius by fans and intellectuals the world over, he is responsible for the invention of over 10 languages, multiple races, and an entire history for his timeless tales to take place in. The most famous of his stories are, of course, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He died in 1973.

J.R.R Tolkien was the greatest writer who ever lived.

Tolkien, J.R.R. by goldberry September 7, 2005

O.J. style 

To murder some people and get plead innocent. Then write a book and make a documentary about it; basicly making fun of the whole event, and admitting that you did it. Giving a huge party 10 years after the final judgement and inviting everyone (including the world press) is also a part of it.

OJ Simpson murdered Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. He got away with it O.J. Style.

O.J. style by Dickkwikkwek November 26, 2006

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

Hammy J by ttag105 January 1, 2012

va-j-j 

acronym for vagina

We're not suppose to see a lady's va-j-j.

va-j-j by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022

Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."

Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!

Drop a J by PseudonymSandyPants November 4, 2010