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Guitar player of one of the most overrated bands in the world, u2. Real name David Evans. He calls himself "The Edge" and even God doesn't know why. Gets loads of credit for stuff we've seen a long time ago done way better, probably because most diehard u2 fans are nazi's who don't know shit about music. Claims to be heavily influenced by Rory Gallagher but no one can hear it in his playing style. Doesn't really ever plays a real guitar solo or does something special. Is 'known' for having a minimalist style and sound and yet has one of the biggest effects loops and amplifier collection on stage in the biz. Also gets credit for the way he uses harmonics in songs, which is nothing really special and something Van Halen did way way better and with more taste before u2 even existed. Basicly, a really boring player who has gotten, along with the rest of the band he's in, way too much credit over the years.
Man, i can't believe that guy that calls himself The Edge gets so much respect. There are so many players out there that did way more interesting, innovating and groundbreaking things than this guy. Saul Hudson, Jimmy Page, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix..... do i need to continue? The only thing he deserves is the price for "most overrated player".
by Dickkwikkwek January 04, 2007
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It stands for Save Our Souls and is used mostly by the millitary, but anyone around the world understands what it means. Anyone is allowed to transmit this if they are in a life threatning situation. In morse code it looks like this:

...---...

In the Netherlands it's also a slang term for cocaine.
crashing plane: SOS, SOS!
radio operator: Yea don't sniff too much of that shit
by Dickkwikkwek December 13, 2005
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See beer murderer.

This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.
Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.
by Dickkwikkwek January 04, 2007
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See beer murderer and beer massacre.

The murder on a beer.
Guy. Dudes, yesterday i was high at that party and i commited a beer murder. I feel ashamed of myself.
by Dickkwikkwek January 04, 2007
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Someone who opens a beer, takes a sip or two and then just ignores it. Since others know that the beer is probably owned by someone, they don't drink it either. After thirty minutes or so the CO2 is gone from the beer and the beer has warmed up to room temperature, making it unenjoyable to drink.

This usually happens when people also smoke weed during the occasion. It should be punished by death.
Guy at a party who finds a near-full but opened bottle of beer that has been standing there for over an hour: "We've got a beer murderer in the building!"
by Dickkwikkwek January 04, 2007
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To murder some people and get plead innocent. Then write a book and make a documentary about it; basicly making fun of the whole event, and admitting that you did it. Giving a huge party 10 years after the final judgement and inviting everyone (including the world press) is also a part of it.
OJ Simpson murdered Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. He got away with it O.J. Style.
by Dickkwikkwek November 26, 2006
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A suffix that usually emo faggots, vegetarians, communists, leftwingers and other useless pieces of shit put behind words to look smart. It only makes them more annoying then they already are.

When this is done in front of you it's your right, or should i say your duty to mankind, to take action with a punch to the jaw or a kick in the stomach.
Emo fag: omg omg look at this Bush-ism!!1!111
Vegetarian: omg i live by vegetarian-ism!1
Gothic: lol look at me i live by goth-ism!11 plz send cookies
Me (after beating the living shit out of them): You just got fucked up-ism.
by Dickkwikkwek January 07, 2007
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