hit rock bottom

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

by ShittierJokes October 15, 2017

Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

by HAS 2006 December 09, 2004

punk rock

A very gay type of music only homosexuals and emo's listen to,, bands include A.F.I. All amrican rejects , Blink 182, good charlotte,,,ect ect ,,, real rock is AC/DC Mettallica
Guns n Roses and stuff like that but punk is the gay version of rock

my brother was listening to gay punk rock band A.F.I. so i smacked him at set him straight

by Andr3w 21 August 05, 2006

Millenial Classic Rock

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.

At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.

by block bros. April 05, 2017

blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

by sala January 17, 2003

seven gram rock

What Charlie Sheen bangs and finishes everyday. Because that's how he rolls.

C-Sheen: How many grams is that rock?

Rock Supplier: 3.5.

C-Sheen: Give me two of those.

Rock Supplier: Okay man, if that's how you roll.

C-Sheen: That's how I roll.

And then Charlie banged out that seven gram rock.

by CtownandDown March 10, 2011

Living under a rock

Someone who has not experienced even the basic pleasures of life.

Shannon has never tried a hamburger; she's been living under a rock this whole time!

by bradster April 11, 2014