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Law of Attraction 

Law of Attraction

The Law of Attraction is a New Age belief based on the concept that "like attracts like" and that by focusing on positive thoughts, such as affirming to yourself that you will win a million dollars, your thoughts and affirmations will subsequently manifest themselves by granting you the one million dollars. Your thoughts are similar to magnets. Positive thoughts will attract positive outcomes and vice versa for negative thoughts.

Regardless of the absurdities of such a hypothesis, optimism, in contrast to the Law of Attraction, has been empirically proven to enhance mental health and well-being. But repeating mantras to yourself and demanding that a higher power succumb to your wishes will not grant you instant wealth, fame or complete VIP access to the Playboy Mansion.

According to numerous books written on the subject, in order for the Law of Attraction to work, you must do the following:

1. ASK for what you want

2. BELIEVE (with complete sincerity) that you already have what you want

3. RECEIVE it and be grateful that your request was granted

The Universe or God (or whomever you pray to) will grant your wish if you truly believe, with all your heart, that you already have what you desire (believe until your brain falls out). Being grateful and thinking positive will increase the likelihood that your wish will be granted.
The Best-selling book entitled "The Secret" is about the Law of Attraction. The Law of Attraction is also the main subject in a book called "The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Law of Attraction", by Diane Ahlquist.
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McHeart-attack 

A heart attack caused by eating too much McDonalds.
*Girl walks up with a tray full of McChickens and begins to eat*
Boy:"Dang girl! You're gonna have a McHeart-attack!"
McHeart-attack by monicaaa December 5, 2007

heart attack 

A big mac and fries, usually supersized.
Fat American - I'd like one heart attack please
High School Dropout Working at McDonalds - That you for you order. Pick it up at drive-thru window 3.
heart attack by ppppo May 16, 2005

flying vagina attack 

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.
Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
flying vagina attack by six30two December 22, 2010

CC Attack 

The passive aggressive practice of sending an e-mail showing the target recipient (usually of lower status in the hierarchy) how foolish they are and then using the cc line to include as many people as possible (who have previously not been involved in the e-mail conversation) to further the humiliation as widely as possible. Commonly used in the business world.
A Microsoft Outlook CC Attack.

From: Your Boss
To: Joe Loser
Cc: Vice President, Coffee Club Distribution List, Your Co-Workers
Subject: Heck of a Job

Hey Joe,

Just wanted to let you know that you did a heck of a job ordering supplies. Now we are without paperclips *and* paper. Let’s set up a meeting to discuss priorities.

center of attention deficit disorder 

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.
Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

standing at attention 

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.