tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 September 24, 2008

tomato

A code word used at hydroponics shops for a marijuana plant.

Hi, I would like to grow a tomato plant, and heard this method produces more product.

by groovis March 10, 2004

Danny tomato seed

You shart and then you think you sat in some berries, remembering that you had eaten tomatos the night before, Thus finding tomato seeds in your sharty liquid.

I think I sat in something, oh no I'm having a Danny tomato seed.

by corisha January 12, 2008

Tomato

The co-founder of starmen.net, and a translator for Funimation.

"Who is this tomato, and why does he take medication?"
"Tomato is a Big Mouth Billy Bass. And he dosen't take medication; medication takes him. If you look on the back of most asprin containers, you'll see that the active ingredient is Tomato.

by Krem June 3, 2003

gay tomato

A sex act in which a man cut a small hole into a tomato,inserts his penis into it,then proceeds to have sexual relations with the tomato until hes finished.The man then throws the tomato back into the pantry or supermarket table for others to unknowingly ingest his sperm.

dooshbag:hey,john,you see that tomato?

john:yeah.

dooshbag:eat it

john:okay

dooshbag:haha! youre eating my sperm!thats a gay tomato!youre so gay for doing that!fag!

by frenchfriedfrenchmen March 1, 2011

Bob the tomato

A fictional, anthropomorphic tomato from the Christian children's cartoon "Veggie Tales"

Bob the Tomato is a pretty weird tomato!

by Tilderi April 8, 2015

sensitive tomato

A sensitive tomato is a very sensitive, easily upset person. The sensitive tomato in the wild may turn bright red when angered and tends to overract. They overflow with the juicy seeds of pathos and regret, lapsing into sullen silence when their ridiculously extravagant plans for revenge fail completely. Shortened versions of "sensitive tomato" include sens, sensmato, and simply tomato. In honor of a famous tomato, Marty, the term tomarto is also used.

I can't believe that sensitive tomato thought the New Zealand police would come after me in America for making fun of him.

Watch what you say, this place is full of sensmatos.

by Brianaaa April 19, 2007