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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
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IT-splain

When you overexplain something related to technology because you think that you are a "Tech whiz" and that the other person is basically a grandmother trying to get on the internet
Gavin: "So when you want to get on the internet, you click the google chrome icon on the bottom. This will open a new window. In that new window you can access any website like google.com or facebook.com."
Collin: "I know what the internet is. You don't need to IT-splain. It makes me feel inferior.
by TheManMan16 January 18, 2023
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AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.
Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining
by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023
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Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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Yoinky shploinky

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah
Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*
by Blockesth August 13, 2023
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kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter
by Quarters December 19, 2016
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Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.
Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.
by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006
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