Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Schmuckleputz

It's simple. You combine two deragatory Yiddish words when using them separately isn't sufficient.

You sir are the most annoying person I have ever met. You are a schmuckleputz.

by Chief Flappenmajacks January 23, 2026

schmusk

Schmusk - a South African apartheid loving schmuck with fascist leanings.

Based on his support of far-right German parties and what appeared to be a Nazi salute, I think that man is a real schmusk.

by JoeNoComprendo February 19, 2025

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025

Schmullfer

A very stupid, to the point of retardation, man who unexplainably managed to get a girlfriend.Schmullfers typically are also very unattractive and have a lot of knob cheese.

My brother Jem is such a Schmullfer!

by Massive Deek July 3, 2025

Schmuck Them Up

A Schmuck Them Up is what happens when a usually resourceful Big Bad becomes too tired to ever win. Popularised by Dragon Ball Z and Gundam elsewhere, outside Japan.

To precede the Obari Workout, Gigantor and Mazinger Z have even done their own very successful Schmuck Them Up towards a robot bad guy!

by Snapper2001 December 11, 2025

Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.

Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?

by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026