schliver

a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.

Man, don't just give me a sliver of cake, I want a SCHLIVER!!!

by Ducky House June 28, 2010

schlizzle

Awesome;

That hat is so schlizzle!
Emily, Alyssa, and Brooke are so schlizzle! <3

by Playa hatasssss December 23, 2010

schlipfed

A supposed temporary layoff that immediately becomes permanent.

Wow, did you hear about Dave? He was schlipfed.

by Cadenator April 2, 2011

schliz

n. a bully so terrified of his homosexuality being revealed that he routinely pummels anything that reminds him of his shortcomings.

v. the act of beating up a woman or child becuase one's masculinity is threatened.

I tried to break up with Steve and he beat the crap out of me, what a fucking schliz.

by throbbin hood August 6, 2011

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

Schliquid

1. n - The byproduct of female masturbation (Schlicking)

- "shit, dat bitch got her Schliquid all over the sofa."

- "I came home and slipped in my bitch's Schliquid."

by Schlickeil o' Neil October 3, 2015

Schligaed

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.

I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed

by Olc0untry October 4, 2015