Eulian Satanism

Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".

"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."

by eulian-guild November 1, 2019

Multigenerational Satanist families

Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.

The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.

by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020

Mantis Sacanicus

Horny Greek man who can only read in kinks.

Hello, my name is Mantis, and I read "pies" as "piss."
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.

All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.

"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."

-Plato

by Lima Bean the Horny October 25, 2020

gabi.satanist

gabi.satanist is one of the best mutuals I ever have, she's so nice and kind and funny asf😩‼️

Person 1: hey have you heard about gabi.satanist on tiktok?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 cutely*
UwU bakA😍/s

by Mommymilkers35 May 16, 2021

Militant Satanism

Is a belief in the order of nine angles.

Militant Satanism is bad

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026

National Rational Satanist Day

National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.

It's National Rational Satanist day!

by Atlas The Gerry October 8, 2020