phont

A visual text style used in instant messaging, message boards, etc. Except it looks a whole lot better than everyone else's.

OMG MY PHONT IS SO |337!!!

by Wes the pirate September 9, 2005

Photaca

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type Pokemon that looks like a white alpaca, that uses its square "nose" to "zoom" in and take a picture of its opponent to confuse it, the Photo Confuse attack. Other attacks: Crunch Slap (Photaca folds its body in half, then suddenly unfolds, slapping its opponent with both ends of the former's body simultaneously), Swift, and Transport (Photaca teleports itself and anything on it).

A Photaca! Now that's a really RARE Pokemon, Ash!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

Photobomb

The one innocent thing you should NEVER say at an airport.

Guy: "Photobomb!"
*CLICK*
(Get booted off the flight)

by Sherlock21st May 9, 2011

Photo Bet

A bet that does not involve money, wherein the winner gets to pose the loser in any way, shape, or form for a single photo of the two of them. All rules regarding the level of humiliation, the circulation, and the duplication of the photo itself are entirely up to the mercies of the winner.

Stacy lost her photo bet with Joe, so Joe made her bend over and stick out her tongue...their photo is Stacy licking Joe's ass!

by B00uWhore August 29, 2009

Photoallergenic

A strong distaste of being photographed, often so strong that an Epipen or a trip to the hospital will often be required. Those who are photoallergenic often begin to develop rashes or hives, or their faces and throats begin to swell at the mere sight of a camera. It can be deadly if the delete button is not properly applied.

Person A: "Okay, everyone pose for a picture!"
Sally: "Come on Fred, It's just a picture."
Fred: "I don't feel so good..."
Sally: "Fred! Are you alright, you're face is swelling up."
Person B: "He's okay Sally, he's just photoallergenic."

by LLJU July 23, 2011

Photo tease

When someone is really good lookin' in pictures, but when seen in real life is a disappointment.

Girl 1: So I was looking at Bill's facebook photos last night and I thought damn that man is GOOD LOOKIN' but then I saw him at the bar last night and boy was I wrong.

Girl 2: I know right, what a photo tease.

by This is TRACY March 3, 2010