mortal peep fight

a game involving two or more teams, engaging in an overrated battle. a microwave serves as the vehicle of fate in determining the winner, which has no direct correlation with talent or skill. the jist of the game is:
1) two Marshmallow Peeps are placed in the microwave
2) the microwave is turned on for a predetermined amount of time
3) whichever peep enlarges to the biggest size is the winner

dude, my Marik College Pirate Peeps are going to pwn the Greek Heathens in the mortal peep fight today!

by Hulme October 14, 2006

crack a ray j on your peep

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face

An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."

by Shob October 8, 2005

package peeper

One who looks at another man's johnson for comparison to his own. Someone who looks at your weiner when your taking a piss.

That package peeper wouldn't stop looking at Harry in the shower.

by nahtan July 30, 2008

stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want

a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps

by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010

peep out

check out, look at, etc.

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

Sleepy Peepee

When you are so drunk you fall asleep after fornication with a partner, and forget mandatory bladder relief. While sleeping you release a raging torrent of urine onto "said" victim. Upon waking up to the smell of asparagus, you make a quick exit.

Damn Steve has perfected the 'ol sleepy peepee so well the girl thought she pissed herself.

by Kaninja June 2, 2005

peeper flaps

slang for Labia
Also See: Meat Curtians, Beef Curtains, Meat Flaps...

"i know someone who called her labia 'peeper flaps'. the reasoning was that boys had 'peepers' so girls had 'peeper flaps'."

by SGStirfry June 20, 2006