Murph

When you fart while sitting in a bathtub, then you eat the bubbles.

Andy murphed while in the tub last Tuesday.

by nevermuphed August 31, 2010

molphin

A Cross Between A Boy Called Matt And A Dolphin

"Arrrr Harro Molphin"

by Matthew Harris October 31, 2007

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 3, 2003

Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

murphing it

Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning

Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"

by MMurphyxxl32 April 16, 2014

heather murph

A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.

I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.

by petey pablo August 21, 2004

murphied

making purring/growling noises during sex

yo i was all up in that shit and that chick murphied all night long.

by dr. erik and secretary carly July 1, 2009