Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

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Kryptix

1. Noun; Fat little skank who likes to look at cameltoes even if they are his mom's, and has genital herpes
2. Slang; Herpes

OMFG look at the spots on that guys penis!!! he has kryptix!!!

by Tehj0ohn July 27, 2004

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black woman's kryptonite

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet

I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

by Bmos May 6, 2008

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krupt

An Australian Fruit Fly;an insect that can only be found in Australia;likes to buzz or fly around certain electrical components;

There's a fuckin krupt flying around and it just landed on my monitor.

by key August 4, 2004

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A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.

Man you should have seen Alex at the pub last nite, he was kryptonited.

by topperharley June 16, 2013

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