Jersey Shore

A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.

John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....

Peter: What the hell are you talking about?

John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!

by Patiodude April 13, 2011

South Jersey

Southern part of jersey obvoiusly. People who live there have a 'south jersey accent.' we dont say JOYSEEY, we say JERZY. Wawa's took over all the 7-11s and you go somewhere other then jersey you wonder why there arent any wawas... South Jerzy rockz

South Jersy Choir DIrector:
Just becuz you live in SOUTH jersey doesn't mean you have to sound like it!

by n/a March 19, 2005

Jersey

Strong intelligent woman. She is very funny, kind, and lazy. She is pretty, has a sexy body, and has the best style. She is not slutty. Sometimes she can be really mean but she doesn't mean it most of the time. She can make awkward situations less awkward by saying something extremely sexual and random. She has a quite sick mind but that's why you love her. She has a bubble butt. She is great in bed. She is loyal and gives out the best advice. She is perfect. She will make the best girlfriend,wife, and mom.

"Jersey's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets."

"Stop eating all my food and get your ass out of my bed, Jersey!"

"She is so damn sexy, she must me a Jersey."

"I will do anything for Jersey to notice me."

by Anadam625 November 1, 2013

New Jersey Accent

People in New Jersey really don't have as thick of an accent as people think although most people say trent'n instead of trenton (same applies to other words ending in the ton sound...Oh and NO ONE SAYS JOISY!!

"We're goin' down to Trent'n....you commin'?"
"Your New Jersey accent isn't what I though it would be."

by Tori222 May 22, 2009

jersey dip

While performing intercourse on the Jersey shore, a man will pull out and proceed to dip his member in the sand and re-insert and continue pleasuring his random fuck (because you obviously wouldn't do this to anyone you want to see again)

David Hughes holds the record for most Jersey Dips in one summer (13)

by Mike the Master May 11, 2006

Jersey Turtle

performing analingus with lipstick (Jersey Girl) and then sucking on protruding fecal matter

"I got a bad case of parasites after giving that girl a Jersey Turtle."

by Joe Joe Blowe January 11, 2008

everything is legal in new jersey

Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
I doubt you woulda let it slide and I was not about to
Slow down
I came to ask you for advice, this is my very first duel
They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school
Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talk cease
Where is this happening?
Across the river in Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
All right
So this is what you're gonna do
Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you
When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
This will put an end to the whole affair
But what if he decides to shoot, then I'm a goner
No, he'll follow suit if he's truly a man of honor
To take someone's life, that is something you can't shake
Phillip, your mother can't take another heartbreak
Father—
Promise me
You don't want this young man's blood on your conscience
Okay, I promise
Come back home when you're done
Take my guns, be smart
Make me proud, son

everything is legal in new jersey

by Under_a_leaf February 20, 2020