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Hyperbooting

I can't play Call of Duty. My router is HYPERBOOTING.
by TechDippy March 5, 2020
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Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone
A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him
by Vona April 30, 2020
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hyperbollocks

The next level up from hyperbolic: when a statement goes beyond the realm of exaggeration, into the area of unnaturally stupid.
That guy was talking utter hyperbollocks
by Hugh Wards March 12, 2021
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hyper aggressive sounding with a screw

The act of forceably inserting a screw into one's pee hole as a form of sick and sadistic torcher
I will perform hyper aggressive sounding with a screw if you don't stop pissing me off
by Zac9919 May 26, 2021
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Hyperacusis

A rare, debilitating hearing disorder that is characterized by an extreme sensitivity to sound. Normal sounds are perceived as too loud, while very loud sounds (such as a crowd cheering at a concert, or a very loud talker), are extremely painful and sometimes distorted.

People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!

Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
"My mate has hyperacusis, and his mom talks so loud that I can hear her loud and clear all the way across the house. I can only wince at how painful it must be for him."
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
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Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021
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