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ben hinds

Usually the name given to a retarded smackhead who lets his girl get shagged by guys called max McWilliams
Ben hinds loves watching his girl get plowed by max
by BigDaddyDom1 June 14, 2022
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Humorous in hindsight

A situation that, in the moment, is stressful and chaotic. It later becomes funny because enough time has passed for you to see the ridiculousness of it.
*after chasing down their toddler when he got out of the house naked*
Mom: This kid, I swear!! It’s like he wants to see me lose my sanity!
Dad: I’m sure this story will be humorous in hindsight one day.
Mom: You mean like when he’s 16 and bringing home a girlfriend?
Dad: Umm... Sure... Something like that.
by Prof K1792 March 10, 2019
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The Fallacy of The Eagles' Greatest Hits

One in which possession of an object or a shared interest -- e.g., the music of The Eagles or their Greatest Hits album -- fails to indicate any commonality, agreeability, or similar personality between two or more people. As in, just because you have a copy of Eagles' Greatest Hits and someone like Benito Mussolini does too doesn't make you the same type of guy. Coined by a music critic in an interview with VH1.
The Fallacy of The Eagle's Greatest Hits goes like this: Just because you have a copy of Eagles' Greatest Hits and someone like Benito Mussolini does too doesn't make you the same type of guy.

The fallacy of The Eagles' Greatest Hits is like that song, "Breakfast at Tiffany's." Two people have nothing in common but that guy is holding onto a chance with the girl because they both saw Breakfast at Tiffany's and she kinda liked it. Maybe she liked it but that doesn't make you compatible; it means nothing!
by I mean, yeah January 10, 2019
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pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version is a pokemon game in 2040 and you only get 5% of the game the shop and home screen the ingame shop is where you can buy the dlc to get the entire game
Gamestop: hey i would like a pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version
by he/he September 7, 2022
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Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.
I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.
by huh March 21, 2004
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Hinis

a penis that is smaller than your ballsack
The mans penis at its smallest for was a hinis.
by gibaoran May 10, 2010
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fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".
A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"
by alstin January 4, 2010
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