haggis

haggis is in fact a douche, and vice-versa.

"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo

by Roflcopterist Extraordinaire July 25, 2006

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haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals

that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.

by pwcca October 20, 2004

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Haggle

Slang for Weed.. back before weed prices were pretty much standard $25/50 - $30-60. You would haggle over what you were willing to pay for a bag. Hence the term. It is used when referring to weed over the phone.

(ring)(ring)...Hello, Yoh, what's up? Yougot any haggle man?

by Mike Poopstick February 2, 2005

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haggis

Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.

Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

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