by jac3 May 18, 2008
An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 21, 2017
Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
Rob: I thaught that bitch Sasha had gaps
Slump: She does. i just left some of my liquid kids in between her teeth after she gave me skull last night.
Rob: That bitch is nasty. She aint wash it out. WTF
Slump: Yo Sasha
Sasha: Yes daddy
Slump: GO FLOSS BITCH!!! Get my kids from in between your teeth.
Sasha: Ok hold on.
Slump: She does. i just left some of my liquid kids in between her teeth after she gave me skull last night.
Rob: That bitch is nasty. She aint wash it out. WTF
Slump: Yo Sasha
Sasha: Yes daddy
Slump: GO FLOSS BITCH!!! Get my kids from in between your teeth.
Sasha: Ok hold on.
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