I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.

"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump

by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

what the firetruck

just another friendly way of sayint WTF!

what the firetruck! is goin on here!

by smosh.what the firetruck October 19, 2010

anything like your first name

Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.

look up anything like your first name

by one smartass blonde December 12, 2012

firestarter

A troubled, characterized person, who'll start major ruckus in a certain situation.

That guy just ran over a bunch of kids with his SUV. He's a firestarter!!

by Ragez October 6, 2003

Firetruck

Firetruck is the more polite way of saying F#*$ in Public.
First created by Smosh (Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox).

www.smosh.com
www.youtube.com/smosh

Teacher: You didn't pass this grade

Child: Firetruck !!!!!!!

by xxChuchaxx January 11, 2011